I picked up my phone and noticed something. And it caused me to look around. And here's what I saw.
I saw my computer, which is purple, the desktop of which has purple hues. The border of Firefox also has purple hues. The toolbar has a pic of a woman holding a massive gun. That's neither here nor there. Except for the fact that I like that pic.
My mouse is blue, because I couldn't find a purple one.
My iphone has a purple case on it.
I have a pen case next to my computer. It's purple. Sitting on top of it is a purple fountain pen and a purple micro pen thingie. I don't know what it's called. Inside the purple pen case are:
a purple rubber
a purple dry erase marker
a purple sharpie
a purple not-fountain pen
a purple biro
another purple fountain pen
a silver and blue fountain pen (we'll ignore those)
a purple ruler
two purple sharpeners
a purple fly named Farley (don't ask)
two purple pencil grips
four blue ink cartridges (ignore)
a green and blue pencil grip (ignore)
a scripture marking pen (red)
two more purple biros
and a purple pencil.
To the left of my computer are a pair of purple earbuds.
I am currently wearing a jumper. Sweater. Whatever. Same thing, different language. Anyway, I'm wearing it. Guess what colour it is?
Ok. Now guess my favourite colour.